Emperor's New Clothes

Here ye, here ye! All those with coats, boots, gowns, gloves, shirts, skirts, shorts and pants Bow before your royal majesty, the Emperor! Everybody's gathered 'round All the jokers and the clowns To see the mighty, mighty crown The emperor's in town And there he goes Naked from his head to his toes All hail the Emperor's new clothes All the troops hold up their chins As the show will soon begin They scurry by and shuffle in Each one wearing crazy grins As he strikes a pose And they all fall in line like dominoes Before the Emperor's new clothes The tailor slips away unseen With his pockets fat and green Leaves the Emperor and his Queen Naked holding their vaccines And he just grows Balancing a bird on his nose Singin' for the Emperor's new clothes While all the people cheer and shout Some amongst them have their doubts Wondering what they're talkin' 'bout Lucky if you don't find out And everybody knows Yes indeed, everybody knows About the Emperor's new clothes Deep inside the crazy crowd Underneath a hazy cloud A child speaks from in the shroud A little voice is just as loud And shows That even the proud Can be exposed Just check out the Emperor's new clothes