No More Novelties

I gave you a million trillion chances Baby, to treat me right I put my pole in the middle of the lake I've been waiting for you to bite Well, I can't keep living my life alone But I've already bought you ten ice cream cones I'll do anything, but please oh please No more novelties I'll do whatever you want me to do I'll buy you lobster stew But only one, and when you're done Maybe we'll have a brew Yes I know havin' money can be real cool Sometimes I think you play me for a fool Enough is enough, good golly jeez No more novelties Well, my pockets got a hole in them But I ain't never been poor No, not until you came around A'knockin' on my door Well, I bought you a three hundred dollar sweater I swear you're shreddin' up all my cheddar I love you baby, but I need my cheese No more novelties Well, I'm doing my very, very best I'm doing the best I can I know I told you I'd get you the world But really, come on man I'll take you for a ride in the jeep, in the jeep But I ain't gotta tell you baby, gas ain't cheap I love you baby but I'm on my knees No more novelties I love you baby but I'm on my knees No more novelties