Renaissance Man

It's safe to say I'm not a movie star And I don't drive an expensive car It'd be a lie to say I've got any skills So don't expect me to pay the bills No I ain't too good at stuff and such Honey, I really can't do much But I can be your lover Only time I was ever called an athlete Was when the doctor said I have athlete's feet And no one's asking for my autograph I tell a joke, it's only me who laughs No I ain't too good at stuff and such Honey, I really can't do much But I can be your lover I'm nowhere close to bein' a millionaire I don't even have good health care Don't got no money, honey, that's the truth The Tooth Fairy charges me a dollar a tooth No I ain't too good at stuff and such Honey, I really can't do much But I can be your lover I don't have a vast vocabulary All I do is subsidiary I've been told I'm unsanitary You can see I'm not extraordinary Unless that is "extra ordinary!" Ain't got a body or a pretty face Even my belly button's out of place Not gonna lie, I think I have gout Yes I guess I should get that checked out If you just wouldn't mind paying the fee You know a well off man and that ain't me But you know I can be your lover Yes, I can be your lover But seriously, could you pay that cover? My big toe is a ripe tomato And it hurts to walk constantly