New York Pizza

(New York) Have you ever had New York pizza? (New York) A slice at Scar's or at Joe's (New York) Got a pound of dried mozzarella (New York) And some flour to make the dough (New York) I mean the real New York pizza (New York) Not that cheap ass dominos pizza (New York) If only I could get a bite (New York) Of that crispy New York slice I've been trying to make it At home in my kitchen It doesn't seem to work It's not the real New York Pizza I've been wanting to taste it But I'm a Parisian Which makes things even worse I want the real New York Pizza I tried to make New York Pizza In the end I couldn't make it So I booked a one-way ticket And I flew to New York City When I got to JFK Something wrong was going on They looked at me a certain way They were all wearing Louis Vuitton New York New York New York New York There is something special about it I don't know what it is I've been looking for the secret It's more than pizzaiolo skills Some say it's the city's water And others the tomato sauce Nobody seems to have the secret To my favorite kind of pizza I tried to make New York Pizza After all I couldn't make it So I booked a one-way ticket And I flew to New York City Took a taxi very quickly We arrived I threw him money Keep the change I want my pizza Right now with some mozzarella Along its edge it's crisp and thick Soft and thin beneath it's toppings Just enough so you can fold it Such good stuff you can't stop it It's bubbly and golden-brown The pies are big and thin-crusted I had some good ones downtown Lower East Side and Brooklyn I tried to make New York Pizza After all I couldn't make it So I booked a one-way ticket And I flew to New York City Took a taxi very quickly We arrived I threw him money Keep the change I want my pizza Right now with some mozzarella Keep the change I want my pizza Keep the change I want my pizza