Punchline

He's walking out Head in his hands And he's too drunk to drive He says out loud "I've been asleep at the wheel My whole damn life" What a difference a day makes Oh, you started off thinking You were the top of your game You were telling jokes with the sunrise But by the end of the day You were looking like a punchline Come on now Why don't you spin us another great line Tell us how You're gonna make twenty in half the time Fool around While I'm breaking my back to stay above the line What a difference a day makes Oh, you started off thinking You were the top of your game You were telling jokes with the sunrise But by the end of the day You were looking like a punchline It's a battle cry It's a screaming sound down the 305 It's a wedding band Thrown out the window of a black sedan But when the fire stops burning You'll be begging me to start again What a difference a day makes Oh, you started off thinking You were the top of your game You were telling jokes with the sunrise But by the end of the day You were looking like a punchline (Mm-mm-mm) (Mm-mm-mm) He says out loud "I've been asleep at the wheel My whole damn life"