Basic Bro

I'm not basic bro If you knew me then you'd know My beard does not grow slow And craft beer is how I roll Left our town for Colorado It was a place that felt so mellow A new Toyota 4-wheel drive I swear the thing it might save our lives and The dollar shave club I don't need it I like my face right now it's scenic I'm kinda fat but don't ever judge You know the ladies like a little pudge I'm not basic bro If you knew me then you'd know My beard does not grow slow And craft beer is how I roll That's my girl, her name is Tanya She likes like pumpkin spice and lasagna You won't catch her with an empty cup She's got a membership to Starbucks yeah My flannel shirt I know it's rustic I bought it downtown and I love it At the store near to the craft bar You know the one where the food trucks are I'm not basic bro If you knew me then you'd know My beard does not grow slow And craft beer is how I roll I might not be the greatest mother fucking man But you can bet I can do a handstand Wanna watch me clap your hands In the main stands, bring somebody if you can I might not be the smartest Or the hardest no That don't mean you won't enjoy My little bro So come enjoy this IPA With no dismay And if you ask me I'll just say I'm not basic bro If you knew me then you'd know My beard does not grow slow And craft beer is how I roll I'm not basic bro If you knew me then you'd know My beard does not grow slow And craft beer is how I roll