FREAK!

I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak My ex broke up with me So I sold her soul for low on ebay Then I went to shopping spree And I got surfboard to surf on the big waves And the I bought guitar To make some songs with my bandmates But then I don't know why I saw a shark, then I just died I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak And then I went to heaven There's Jimi Hendrix and Kurt Cobain And then Elvis Presley and all his friends F*ck, I don't know any rest And then there's Jesus Christ And all his homies They just look like bunch of oldies I went to Jesus and asked him "Why?' He said he doesn't even know shit I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak I'm a freak