The Demon

Today, I woke up on the wrong side of the bed (of the bed) wanting tacos, but it wasn't Tuesday, so instead (so instead) I went to check the fridge, but I had nothing to eat, (nothing to eat) hanging my head in defeat, I knew there was one chance for me. knew there was one chance for me. I went online, begging for help until someone sent me a link. "demon's do your bidding for a price," now that sounded enticing, but I was wary so I asked around, but no information on the ritual, or the user that gave it to me could be found, for his account was deleted shortly after posting. A little spooked, I looked at the ritual, and the items I would need, (items i would need) surprisingly, I had everything, it was common household objects, worthy had they been deemed, most peculiar of which was a dish sponge, because apparently demons like to be clean? (oh they need to be clean) So draw the pentagram on the ground I did, and carefully placed the objects, looking at the ritual I printed out, I looked up what was next the incantation, the spoken words, "demons, demons, listen to me demons, demons, obey me witness my command and come to my beck and call for I have objects deemed worthy for the price to be resolved." with the final line, the house started to rumble, with the final line, the house started to shake, a towering demon arose from the middle of the pentagram and said, "WHO DARES SUMMON ME?!" feeling a little meek and sheepish in this demons presence, i responded quietly--"I did..." and the demon fixed it's gaze upon me, kneeled down, grinned and said--"I am Beelzebub, child, the prince of darkness, lord of the flies, and I represent Gluttony and Envy, tell me, what is it that you seek, that you would dare summon me?" flabbergasted, and mouth agape, Beelzebub grew impatient and said--"IF YOU DON'T TELL ME I WILL EAT YOU!" upon hearing those words, I cleared my throat and spoke, "Lord Beelzbub, sir... Today isn't Tuesday, and I would really like some tacos. Could you make it Tuesday?"-- Beelzebub stared blankly for a while, before breaking into a grin, and then into a laugh, before being brought to tears. HAHAHAHAHAHAAH "human, I haven't had a laugh like that in a very long time," Beelz