Southern Slander

Game time Friday night I ain't waiting in line I got my own damn shine Flask in my slacks yea I'm turned up right I ain't here to play around I'm getting mine tonight Some blonde blue eyes looking my way And a southern belle smile that could brighten a day Saying hey pretty girl won't you slide my way Crossing my fingers when she conversate she got that Cool country grammar That sweet southern slander That bad mamajama right there She's coming back home with me tonight She said hi my name is Darcy I saw you over there from the corner of the bar see An X on her hand she's greener than parsley So I'm asking what she thinks about the after party Flick that hair baby bat them eyes Tell you right now girl I'm hypnotized Short skirt neck jerk yea all that Swear if I can I'm hanging on to that with this Cool country grammar That sweet southern slander That bad mamajama right there She's coming back home with me tonight