Current Events (Skit)

Good evening and thank you for joining us We're going to begin with breaking news tonight out of Minneapolis Where the National Guard is being mobilized After violent protests erupted overnight over the death of George Floyd The Coronavirus crisis has taken another staggering turn for the worst More than 77,000 new cases were reported yesterday That beats the old one-day record by nearly 10,000 The bodies of Robert Fuller and Malcolm Harsch were discovered hanging from trees in 2 public venues Ten days and 50 miles apart Though police say neither death appears to be connected Or shows any indication of foul play Tonight their shocking deaths are leading to calls for the State Attorney General to investigate Mane f*ck bruh Damn nigga what's wrong with you? I'm not tryna hear none of that shit that's going on right now bro So you ain't tryna hear what's going on with black folk in the world? I'm not tryna hear about Black men dying and getting hung Or Black folk robbing Gucci bro, no See that's your problem It's a whole movement going on Ever since you started rapping, you been acting like a damn coon A coon? Nigga what? Rapping about chilling with yo bitch Rapping about 2K all the damn time Man aight nigga, whatever you say bruh Aight then, leave nigga! You rap niggas live in a whole fantasy world You black nigga! That's what I'm tryna tell you You black no matter how much money you got No matter how many bitches you got, none of that You black nigga!