Don't Feed The Robots (feat. Emma Phelan)

I've got a robot in my closet It's a shiny pretty robot It was made to be a friend to you and me But malfunction made it mean to me That robot broke my favorite elbow As it threw me through the window That robot laughed binary victory As it computed that it killed-ed me I snuck in through the little back door And I crept across the back floor I tricked the robot into the closet I slammed the door and then I locked it I've got a robot in my closet It's a stupid angry robot It was made to be a friend to me But malfunction made it mean to me