Bathroom Bartender

Drinkin black berry brandy's and beers at Earl's Well you mix 'em together, now i'm gonna hurl Walkin over peanuts like I'm walkin over eggshells I hear the older ladies talking about their tits Well this oval bar is spinning and it's making me sick I better get out now before it all goes to hell Well I do most my praying in the bathroom stall Mix up my drink, I try and make sense of it all Don't tell the bartender the deal's been done Oh, I just can't have any fun Well I'm strapped for cash, but i'm feelin hard Just gotta ditch this security guard 'Cause the a flask in my pocket and it's callin out my name But the I fell down the stairs and it wasn't so bad It's the stoppin at the bottom and I ain't welcome back I may have busted my ass, but that's a real cryin shame Well I do most my praying in the bathroom stall Mix up my drink, I try and make sense of it all Don't tell the bartender the deal's been done Oh, I just can't have any fun Well vanity and booze go hand in hand When you're making love to the homeless man Time to chase the chickens and get the hell off of the ice Well you can kiss my ass, I won't pay a dime The cover charge is over and the bands on time You may have wore me out once, but i'll be damned if you're doing it twice Well I do most my praying in the bathroom stall Mix up my drink, I try and make sense of it all Don't tell the bartender the deal's been done Oh, I just can't have any fun