Bohemian Craftsody | Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

Is this the real mine? Is this fire aspect III? Caught in a mineshaft No escape from the zombies Open your chest Pick up pickaxe and mine I'm just a poor noob, I have no diamonds Because I'm easy craft, easy mine Build it high, build it low Anyway the water flows, doesn't really matter to me, to me Alex, just killed a mob Put a bow against his head Pulled my string, and now he's dead Alex, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it in lava Alex, oh oh Didn't mean to make you die If I'm not in the mine this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if Minecraft doesn’t matter Too late, the mobs have come Send creepers down my mine Sword is breaking all the time Goodbye everybody I've got to leave Gotta leave you in the mine and go to school Alex, oh oh (anyway the water flows) I don't want to die Sometimes wish I'd never have joined at all I see a little username of a player Microsoft, Microsoft will you do the new update Thunderbolt charged creeper very very frightening me Notch sold Minecraft, Notch sold Minecraft Notch sold Minecraft, Notch sold Minecraft Notch sold Minecraft, to Microsoft, Microsoft I'm just a poor noob and nobody helps me He's just a poor noob from a poor server Spare him his life from this mobstrosity Easy craft easy mine will you let me mine The dungeon, we will not let you mine, let him mine The dungeon, we will not let you mine, let him mine The dungeon, we will not let you mine, let me mine (Will not let you mine) let me mine (Never, never let you mine) let me mine (never let me mine) Oh oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no Oh mama Alex, mama Alex, mama Alex let me mine Chainmail armor has Minecraft put aside for me for me for me So you think you can kill me and steal my mine So you think you can take ore and leave me to die Oh Steve can't do this to me Steve Just gotta leave, just gotta leave this server Oh oh oh yeah, oh oh yeah Minecraft doesn’t matter Anyone can see Minecraft doesn’t matter Minecraft doesn’t matter to me Anyway the water flows