Boys Will Be Dogs | Parody of "Boys Will Be Bugs" by Cavetown

I'm a dumb noob Steve I eat rotten flesh and raw beef I don't care about the new updates And I really need a furnace I feel scared (Scared) No armor (Armor) Pretend the mobs bother me I'm not very strong but I'll heck you up if you're mean to dogs It's getting cold down here deep inside the mineshaft I skipped class to play with you I really like playing Minecraft, if Cows and chickens are girls How do they spawn kids together? What's it like in a female world I bet it's just so much better I just found diamonds And I think I'll craft a diamond sword Don't mess with me, I'm a pro now and I'm very scary I punch oak trees, mine out at night, and I kill zombies Don't join my world 'cause I won't play, don't wanna play with you Ain't that how its s'posed to be? Though it isn't me Boys will be dogs right? (Boys will be dogs right?) I'm a dumb noob Steve All I wanna do is craft My mum told me that she's worried And i couldn't give a heck I have friends who understand me Their names are Alex, cat, and dog They don't type much but They have always helped me The other boys at school Think it's cool to play fortnite But they're losing all the time The dogs advised not to play fortnite And if you wanna die Make sure that they never see it Or even better yet Log off and never save it I just found diamonds And I think I'll craft a diamond sword Don't mess with me, I'm a pro now and I'm very scary I punch oak trees, mine out at night, and I kill zombies Don't join my world 'cause I won't play, don't wanna play with you Ain't that how its s'posed to be? Though it isn't me Boys will be dogs right? (Boys will be dogs right?) Just found diamonds And I think I'll craft a diamond sword (Just found diamonds And I think I'll craft a diamond sword) Just found diamonds And I think I'll craft a diamond sword (Just found diamonds And I think I'll craft a diamond sword)