I'm Ruining Your Village

Hey Mr. Villager I’d like to trade for ore You’re not gonna give me dirt for the emeralds you adore Your bargains make no sense An emerald for a fence? You know what this is dumb Have some T.N.T., this’ll be fun Ha your house is blown up I’m stealing your items And all your crop Ha your house is destroyed I’m ruining your village That was something I enjoyed Oh hello there, don’t mind me I’m just stealing what I see None of you have good trades So you’ll face my diamond blade Ha your friend has been slain I’m stealing your items None of you have half a brain Ha your town is destroyed I’m ruining your village That was something I enjoyed Think I’ll take a look inside this store Another villager just as dumb as the one before I’ll just take your stuff and go But before I leave I’ll have to make the T.N.T. blow Ha your town is blown up I’m stealing your items And all your crop Ha your town is destroyed I’m ruining your village That was something I enjoyed Ha your town is blown up I’m stealing your items And all your crop Ha your town is destroyed I’ve ruined your village That was something I enjoyed