26

Another year has come and passed me Time's kicked, punched, and harassed me Quarter century is over Looking for a song of closure 'Cause every year I've had a song to listen to all day An anthem for the coming months to blast on my birthday But this year's got me rushing 'Cause the industry's got nothing Its the year no one cares about 'Cause Taylor Swift has got you when you're feeling 22 23 has got me playing Blink-182 24, 25 awesome years to be alive But people stop giving a shit... All my life I've waited for something Only to arrive at nothing Get a job, get a life, get a lover Lose it all and learn to recover The world that I thought I would have is nothing like it seems And the older that I get it feels I'm further from my dreams Are these songs full of lies or are they optimistic eyesores? I've somehow gotta figure it out... 'Cause Taylor Swift has got you when you're feeling 22 23 has got me playing Blink-182 24, 25 awesome years to be alive But people stop giving a shit When you turn 26 When you turn 26 When you turn 26 So this song will cover this year and I'll learn to face all my fears While time keeps moving along Maybe by 27 I'll give up on this obsession And I won't have to write a new song And like, I feel like I have to acknowledge that In writing a song about how there's No song for when you turn 26 I've completely eliminated the need to even have this song... Which, all I can say to that is... I don't know... F*ck you, it's my birthday. 'Cause Taylor Swift has got you when you're feeling 22 23 has got me playing Blink-182 24, 25 awesome years to be alive But people stop giving a shit (Like, even remotely) 'Cause Taylor Swift has got you when you're feeling 22 23 has got me playing Blink-182 24, 25 awesome years to be alive But people stop giving a shit When you turn 26 When you turn 26 How am I 26?