Salad (feat. Jacob Solomon)

Hello, my name is Fred, and I can't wait to be fed that delicious pastrami sandwich I've waited oh so long, so I'm singing you this song, that delicious pastrami sandwich I'm so excited, I'm just trying to hide it, but I can't seem to figure out how I'm gonna eat that sandwich right now A salad? I don't want a salad Salad, a salad, he doesn't want a salad No I don't! Salad, a salad, he doesn't want a salad Don't give him that salad, don't give him that salad Pastrami sandwich we pledge to you Your meat's so tender and your juice is true If by some chance I don't have you Life will be over, there's no more to do It's a pastrami sandwich