Wet Wanking [Original]

Wet wanking on the Ryanair flight, Writing my lyrics under the cabin light Listening to Lou Reed And smoking my weed, Wanking alone in St. Tropez And dancing to Hendrix, Selling my pussy from 10 to 6 Wet wanking to get my pay, Blasting my Bowie, And handing out blowies, Living like it’s 1972 Because I can’t wet wank with you, Selling pussy, Twice my age Crying to Jimmy Page Vintage prostitute, Like Jane Fonda in klute Wanking alone in St. Tropez And dancing to Hendrix, Selling my pussy from 10 to 6 Wet wanking to get my pay, Oh wait, I am, Really fucking gay Back in Paris you’re getting high, But after you said goodbye, You left me to wet wank and die Die, Yeah you left me there to die