I Wanna Get Canceled!

For years I've lived in Hollywood Hoping to become a star I go on auditions and feel real good But they're like, dude, no one one knows who you are They won't cast me unless I'm famous But 'til they do, I'll still be nameless I'll never make it in this town But then I came up with a workaround I wanna get canceled Then everyone will know my name I wanna get canceled Say something bad and take all the blame I can't get noticed for my talents I might have better luck with malice Canceled, it's my one-way ticket to fame Whoa I'll start by referring to hims as hers And saying man never went to the moon (It's a hoax) Then I'll graduate to tweeting racial slurs And masturbating when I'm on Zoom (Ooh ooh Zoom goo) It won't be long 'til folks take notice I'm the worst since our last POTUS They're gonna wanna get me banned But they'll be playing right into my plans 'Cause I wanna get canceled So the industry will know who I am Sure, I'll be hated around the world But I'll be verified on Instagram (Blue check mark, yeah) I'll say things that are cause for censure And soon I'll be an influencer Canceled, and Hollywood'll give a damn But will they know that I don't mean these words And I'm just trolling? I promise I'm a good guy Not a jerk or J.K. Rowling Does stardom mean enough to throw my dignity away? There's gotta be another way I know the way I'll just get a little bit canceled I'll accidentally misgender a tadpole Canceled (just a little) Say something bad, but not bad enough to be an asshole I'll apologize real quick Then sign my contract with Netflix When I'm canceled I'll finally get cast in a role Cast in a role