Lauren, Or, the Best Wife in All of Delaware and the Tournament of Death

If I had my way I'd be the one who cuts your hair We could go back to Disney World And joke about the swamp air Your knee has been aching again I've seen you shaking in your sweater But I'd rather see you slow then see you go Like the others and their brothers Who were never any better And you know I'll pop the glass out of your skin Cause we both know where you've been I'll wear pink and be pretty for you I'll kiss your bloody chin Cause I love to watch you win If I had it my way Maybe someday you'd just quit Walk away, while you still can Pack up our Delaware and split I've cried for your cameras For your fans, for your friends I've been in the ring for so long it's almost wrong To wish it over, to wish for closure To wish it had an end And you know And you know I'll pop the glass out of your skin Cause we both know where you've been I'll wear pink and be pretty for you I'll kiss your bloody chin Cause I love to watch you win Yes I love to watch you win