$50 Haircut

CHORUS: -------------- When the PayPal hits & I made my hits & I made my chips & I ate my grits & I blaze my piff I go & get a $50 haircut Razor finished, great precision, I'm the kind of jerk to do a song to let you know I got a $50 haircut Everywhere I go they asking who my plug, ooh I'm buzzed, mane I really Wish I had your $50 haircut 30-plus, I'm dirty, hush - thank you vurrrry much I'm just a Handsome Hillbilly with a $50 haircut VERSE 1: ----------------- Clapbacks on wax my passion, Snapbacks are not my fashion With a mop like this you get top like this & gwap it's lots of action Riptide no Joe Penny...plate of cheese, room temperature Henny Polo on credit my preference is met, reckless so I call it leveraging debt Phone bill I pay the past due, don't recall nobody asked you ....You could bet on yourself too but you don't have the cashews If she thick & she listen to dub-step...I'm coming over with a Plan B One-Step One step closer to piles of paper, when you cut my fade, please mind the taper Factuals, axiom, everything to the Maximum Backpack rap is really dumb, I get lifted - Helium, ....At Ruby Tuesday on a Tuesday catch a movie with a Floozie She my roomie at the Double Tree Jacuzzi Cuz I been getting nudes sent, since we got porn from Usenet ...These fools have not a clue how many dues the dude spent Rent the gym, but I built my locker, greatest MC of all time, Silkk The Shocker Built to prosper, get my pasta, expensive lobster, drive a Honda (REPEAT CHORUS) VERSE 2: ----------------- Thug rants on wax my passion, snug pants are not my fashion With a mop like this, you get top like this & gwap it's lots of action Ripcord, jumping out an airplane, FM dial, jumping out the airwaves Touchdown, baggage claim, nothing that I ever do is average mane, so don't Believe everything that you read in the news, Who's this dude? Is he confused? Boom Bap Trap with a Southern Accent....but he a crate digging, sample bastard ...With a ample prowess, ramble hours, trample cowards Polo on credit don't look at the label, I think he threw up at the dining room table Hot dam, chitty chitty chitty bang bang, Dick Van Dyke when I'm getting all my ends mane Insane, tabernacle, hi-hats cut thru your Adam's Apple Grab a Snapple, toast to the last days, long way since digging in the ash trays Bout all my bars are truthful, & my haircut is crucial... One guard, tapered, fade to skin, Pat Sajak I play to win World 8, I play to the end, cover the tab & I'm dust in the wind Plan B, wine & a pearl necklace, all part of this balanced breakfast Wylin reckless, diamond records...I got a smile the size of Texas (REPEAT CHORUS)