Tommy Two-Phones

I like a natural woman, I'm not attracted to lipstick Respectful conversation leads to lips on my dipstick White girls love Dipset, but don't be a dips hit Nothing unsolicited, demos or d*** pics Wait till they request new material I ask 'em how her grades & baby what's you're favorite cereal? Can I use your shower? Make a smoothie in your blender? Plenty women off the internet Never used Tinder. I'm so lovable but scummy For big-ticket shopping best to have your own money But I always got the check Always eat it in the morning She tells me I'm a jerk, but she sorta miss my snoring And it's been 10 months since I seen her in her bra So let's exchange clean test results & schmang raw We about to get it in on the ride home ""Yo who the f*ck is Jenny??"" Man why she ain't dial the iPhone?!?!? HOOK: Only one life to life, gotta f*** while you can Sensitive but rough, baby girl I'm your man Dial 867-5309 I ain't Tommy Tutone, I'm Tommy Two-Phones Two doors down in Room 269 It's only two tickets & the show's all live You gon' love me, you gon' hate me You gon' love me again Love buddy, best friend She gon' f*** me again VERSE 2: The internet's a big place, be careful when you creeping GPS & check-ins disabled for a reason But these DM's are active after PM She need to see him, can she maybe be my BM? I catch a lotta flights or a bus or an Amtrak To hammer out hamstrings & beat out your damn back Move into my casa, at least until tomorrow But you can even leave an extra toothbrush and Tampax I'm all about safety but f*ck non-complacent Let's complicate our lives to your Spotify playlist Obamacare insurance, my women get provided With an oral contraceptive, OrthoTryCyclin Got a Latina side-chick with a T-Mobile SideKick Password protected so she can't see through my pics Take out & Netflix, get it popping back at my home ""Why is your ex texting you? I thought you didn't talk anymore?!?!"" ....man why she ain't dial the iPhone!?!?