Dinner for One

Okay so You wanna hear this fuckin' story? Because... I'm already here Where are you? Are you near? Make it clear I Thought that you Held me dear You made me Shed a tear This shit happens Every year And honestly, now I'm pretty much done with it Yeah Now that you're gone I'll be a dinner for one I don't need anyone I'm just having fun At a dinner for one Now that you're gone I'll be a dinner for one I don't need anyone I'm just having fun At a dinner for one Now here you are Calling me From the bar They declined Your credit card Telling me To get your car You told me It wasn't far And you know what? I really should've just been done then because I never learn my fucking lesson Now that you're gone I'll be a dinner for one I don't need anyone I'm just having fun At a dinner for one Now that you're gone I'll be a dinner for one I don't need anyone I'm just having fun At a dinner for one Now that you're gone I'll be a dinner for one I don't need anyone I'm just having fun At a dinner for one Now that you're gone I'll be a dinner for one I don't need anyone I'm just having fun At a dinner for one So, can you believe he really did that? Because, I can't believe that it happened His loss though, am I right? Oh well, there's always next year