Common Ground

Joe Rogan Has stolen My uncle He's whisked him away To a compound in São Paulo There's bunch of 'em there Fighting like Adonis and Apollo A tribe of youtube alphas Who all subscribe and follow I'm not saying it's wrong In fact I'm glad for you Sounds like you're having fun And that's the truth I'm watching all your stories Like mining in a quarry Lookin for some common ground Walt Disney According to my brother Started the pandemic And has plans for another The filming of Mulan Was a well designed a cover To release patient zero And make Beijing suffer I feel like that's probably wrong But I guess I'm glad for you I want us to get along And that's the truth I'm watching all your stories Just mining in a quarry Lookin for some common ground My dad Thinks they've watered down fox news and he's stopped wearing shirts to look like Bibi Netanyahu He's moved on from Qanon But the signs are still our front lawn He would have stormed the capitol But he was too sunburned to log-on I'm sorry but you're flat out wrong Where do you get your news It sounds like a 2 bit con And that's the truth I'm watching all your stories Just mining in a quarry Lookin for some common ground I'm sorry but you're flat out wrong I'm concerned for you I miss how we used to bond And that's the truth I'm watching all your stories Just mining in a quarry Lookin for some common ground