Retro Man

Well people laugh and stare, as I walk by In my longtail coat, and my tie So I just tell them this when they ask me why I'm a retro man with a retro plan I'm a retro man with a retro plan And the finest hair in the land I'm a retro man with a retro plan I like to be myself, cause I can I like to dress up fine, and I slick my hair Oh the girls like to laugh at what I wear But I just walk on by, cause I don't care I'm a retro man, with a retro plan I'm a retro man with a retro plan And the finest hair in the land I'm a retro man with a retro plan I like to be myself, cause I can I like that old time way, livin' off the land I even built my home with my hands And I'll tell you why I'm in this old-time band I'm a retro man, with a retro plan I'm a retro man with a retro plan And the finest hair in the land I'm a retro man with a retro plan I like to be myself, cause I can I like to be myself, cause I can"