The Hum Bug (Demo)

You've got the gross hum bug Your mood it pulls and tugs And everyone can see your child self received no love Your coco's full of ice cubes And your eggnog just turned 10 Your fireplace can't keep the pace It's on vacation, friend We're sorry that your Jammies are as freezing as Greenland but This planet's bigger than your house so Don't yell at the kids You sneer, you shrug Your mood it pulls and tugs So every holiday you sit alone with this tacky rug This hole you've dug Can't solve it with a hug May we suggest We do attest Some therapy would do you nice Some diverse friends not Nazi mice This Toxins got you on thin ice So kick this lousy hum bug out!