All-New Fright

As we bask in dull moonlight Prepare yourself for an eerie sight This smunkin patch is ready for an all-new fright Tonight! Where are all the monsters? Perhaps we were too frightening But look! No one's even decorated! Have we lost our touch? Guy, guys, we just have to show 'em what they're missing! HAHAHAHA It's time to try something brand new We'll need more than just a simple boo We'll need grander ghosts and ghouls alike To send shivers down their spines Ha ha ha ha! Every year, when the leaves turn warm Us punks deliver the spooky storm So now, gather 'round, come one come all Gotta show ya what's new in store This ought to make them celebrate This spooky month, it's gonna be great This smunkin patch is ready for an all-new fright Tonight! Hmm, nobody's paying attention Should I try more ghosts? No, no, Punkleton You're doing it all wrong Let me show you how to sing our song He he he hoo Every time we try something obnoxious The monsters yawn and doubt is spread amongst them What we need is something more subtle Liminal scares, subliminal frights, creeps and spooks to last the night Every year we do the same schtick 'Bout time we shake things up, just like The Mimic Gather up, take in the sounds and the fears Let the spirits hear your screams Why is no one looking! It's like they're trying to ignore us Ha! Where'd you get that idea from You two are thinking too traditionally How about we try something grander The three of us need a new plan now Something a little more highbrow Picture, if you will, a mighty ball To beckon in the fall A glass menagerie shimmering in the light So what better way to bring on a seasonal fright That's right, it'll be a mighty jamboree Just in time for tea This is bound to make 'em celebrate This Spooktacle, it's gotta be great This smunkin patch is ready for an all-new fright Tonight! Guys, I'm afraid to say, but No one wants to celebrate Spooktacle this year So much so that they've literally disappeared Yeah, where are they? Wait, what's that? HAPPY SPOOKTACLE We were keeping it a surprise so that we could scare the three of you How the tables have turned Oh the tables have turned alright Just know that next year things are gonna be different HAHAHAHAHAHAhaha eugh uh worth it