PRIVATE EYE

My new pants smell like last night's pussy I don't know who it is With my dog, solve it all, Scooby Doo the shit Drop the glasses, I ain't got a clue for this But I do know this new shirt smells like weed and patron Someone tell me what went wrong Need me a Watson and Holmes I need to get on the road What we did last night? Who knows But the dogs came out like Kujo Woke up with some chains I got those Figure out where they came from; Poirot There's no such thing as going too hard But the marks on my neck got too dark And the bruises on my chest ain't too far And the pounding in my head just won't stop I was fucking with some Nancy Drew bitch And she found me the next day, like how? I was crashing on my homeboy couch And still she showed up to the house I don't know what I do to dick whip these hoes I open my mouth, they start falling in love Someone tell me what the f*ck going on Cuz I don't know what the f*ck is going on My new pants smell like last night's pussy I don't know who it is With my dog, solve it all, Scooby Doo the shit Drop the glasses, I ain't got a clue for this But I do know this new shirt smells like weed and patron Someone tell me what went wrong Need me a Watson and Holmes I need to get on the road My new pants smell like last night's pussy I don't know who it is With my dog, solve it all, Scooby Doo the shit Drop the glasses, I ain't got a clue for this But I do know this new shirt smells like weed and patron Someone tell me what went wrong Need me a Watson and Holmes I need to get on the road Everything I do I privatize Got private eyes for private ties When I'm walking out I'm looking side to side Take light steps when you right behind Take two steps when you're too ready To figure out where my next left is Two sides on every coin And there's two eyes on everyone My new number gotta new text And I don't know who the f*ck it is Another quote-unquote friend Or just someone trying to get in Know a lot of faces with no names And I feel bad, but I don't waste my time I don't waste my time