Ray Ray's Juke Joint

Well, I walked in to one of my old haunts. It used to be a honky-tonk Heaven. Some old slicker done bought the place, An' lit it up like a 7-11. Yes, they fired the band that used to play, "Okie From Muskogee". An' hired some dude with his hat on back'ards, Singin' hip-hop and karaoke. Shoulda know it was gonna happen, Bein' this close town. Oh but I know a beer joint back in the woods, That them city folks still ain't found. You make a right at the stomp with the barbed wire in it, Where the old church used to be. Then a mile mad curve on the gravel, Gonna throw you right off the road into Choctaw Creek. There's a one-lane bridge, just keep it in the middle, Pretty soon that road's gonna end. Welcome to Ray Ray's Juke Joint down in the holler: Y'all come back again. Mmm, Mmm, ah ha. We got ice-cold beer, an' chicken an' ribs, Cookin' on the grill out back. Three plays for a quarter on the jukebox in the corner, An' it's full of Hank, Haggard an' Cash. They got a long-legged waitress wearin' cut-off jeans; She's quick to take your order. Better leave her a tip but don't give her no lip, y'all: That girl is Ray Ray's daughter.