I Want to Be a Popstar

Going to get on the T.V and go on dates with only the pretty Maybe next year I'll pretend to be gay I'll sell some more records in a flash that way Makes no difference if i look like a nut Every kid in the world is going to copy my haircut I'll advertise some trainers, maybe even a car Shrewd product placement will gurantee I'm a star An ugly guy will write my songs Surley there is nothing wrong Retiring when I'm 22 With a house a car and nothing to do Instantaneous satisfaction it will be Got no need for artistic credibility With this attitude I'm pretty sure to go far My God! I want to be a popstar!