Leather Dan

Gents and ladies here comes Leather Dan No novelty act nor your average man These fourteen years was rotting in the can Under the stars he's come to make a stand He's got the will to make it far No sideshow thrill will break his heart Leather Dan There's a line out back all hopin' for a ride They'll break his balls with fire in their eyes But a cool cat knows how to take things in stride How much to show of what he keeps inside On a good night he'll get away clean With just the one hole in his jeans Leather Dan In the stadium, high up in the stands His howling scream will orchestrate the dance The moonlight glitters off them leather pants That's when the girls all drop into a trance Around here there's only one star And room for just one in his car Leather Dan Leather Dan Leather Dan Leather Dan