Catch Up Crew

Wake up in the morning its time for cheerios Milks sitting there in the frigerator glows Pour it out and it begins to smell Guy here before me cussed all to hell That last guy here didn't do his job God he was just a massive slob Guess he didn't really care what would be The guy here before was just ole me Prize I'd get for all this procrastination Got me first place of all our great Nation The world still turns no matter what I do Guy in the future be the catch up crew Driving down the road on four bald tires Dishes piled up in dirty porcelain spires April fourteenth and taxes aren't done Grass growing tall in the summer sun Weeds growing in what was flower beds Light been out way above our heads Dust starts gathering on the Vacuum cleaner Guy before me here couldn't be meaner Prize I'd get for all this procrastination Got me first place of all our great Nation The world still turns no matter what I do Guy in the future be the catch up crew Trash piled up falling out the bag Did that fence board there always sag? Christmas eve guess I'll go shopping Snooze button got a prize for hopping Gym membership where I don't go Oil change light joins the show Lights on says fifty miles to empty Guy before me goes that's plenty Prize I'd get for all this procrastination Got me first place of all our great Nation The world still turns no matter what I do Guy in the future be the catch up crew Yeah, I'm the only guy in the catch up crew