So Bad Last Night

Jerry Jeff Walker When the telephone woke me this morning, I'm sorry was the first thing I said From that point it get's a bit fuzzy, thinking with half a head Putting the pieces together, it's shocking to flash on the past 'Cause when you are known as a rascal, you can bet you showed off your ass Chorus: I was so bad last night, I'll be good for the rest of my life Now I'm telling you and this is the truth I have finally seen the light From now on I'm going to act right, I was so bad last night The harder I try to remember, the quicker my brain starts to hurt It really is funny, unwadding the money, that's been stuffed in my pants and shirt But tryin' to make sense of phone numbers, scribbled on the backs of old cards I guess we ought to be thankful, nobody knows who we are Alternate Chorus: I was so bad last night, I'll be good for the rest of my life Now I'm telling you and this is the truth I tore up the bar, lost a pretty nice car It's a good bet I ticked off my wife