Vacations to the Moon

It seems every day you turn around And there's some new innovation A brand new invention from another dimension That's helping out the nation I don't know how, I don't know when But I just know it has to happen The stuff of dreams is now the stuff of fact And once we're off we can't turn back I can close my eyes and almost hear and see (Lift your tray tables up, we're gonna hit zero G's) 'Cause someday soon we'll take vacations to the moon Up in space, that's my favorite place Stuck on Earth, it gets so boring The same old places to go I want a space suit and dehydrated food To be among my luggage to stow I've been to Morocco and Mexico I've seen Japanese temples and Norwegian snow I need somewhere a little more remote How'd you like a root beer float that actually floats? I can close my eyes and almost hear and see (Lift your tray tables up, we're gonna hit zero G's) 'Cause someday soon we'll take vacations to the moon Up in space, that's my favorite place Hello, ladies and gentlemen This is your captain speaking, would you please listen Our flight today will take us 'round the sun Then we'll touch down on Europa One Keep your seatbelts on as we traverse space and time And please observe the no smoking sign If you have any problems please notify our crew They're all qualified astronauts too 'Cause someday soon we'll take vacations to the moon Up in space, that's my favorite place