Everything's A Thing

Well I hit the snooze when the alarm clock rings Layin' there doin' that sleepy head thing There's a bird out my window spreadin' his wings Cheap chirp doin' that singinThing I do when I first get up is that coffee thing in my favorite cup Two gets me goin' got things to do Let me tell you a thing or two Everything's a thing if you know what I mean You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing Some things are big, some things are small Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all It's all laid out in the scheme of things No matter what it is Everything's a thing Off to work in my old Mustang Doin' that bumper to bumper thing Up ahead a ring a ling ding ding Some guy's doin' that cell phone Thing is the light's turned green and he ain't doin' that drivin' thing And the thing is about all this that talkin' thing and drivin' don't mix Everything's a thing if you know what I mean You can't do nothin' 'cause there's no such thing Some things are big, some things are small Some mean a lot, some nothin' at all It's all laid out in the scheme of things No matter what it is