Gamma Ray

It's nine o'clock in the Chinese take-away And I blame the effect on the gamma ray, the gamma ray Well, losing out on mah jong I set my watch to Hong Kong I blame it all on the gamma ray I hear the triad has crossed the Tong In Indianapolis, home of the gamma ray The deadly gamma ray, the deadly gamma ray And there ain't no guest list tonight at the Memorial Hall Cher got in cos she's so thin And even Evil Knievel tried to wheedle No - the deadly gamma ray, the gamma ray I blame it all on the gamma ray Know why, you know why - the gamma ray I hear there's entry only to those with green hair In the next World's Fair because of the gamma ray Yeah, I hear there's panic buying of shampoo And those little pots of goo You know why, you know why all because of the gamma ray When Alan McGhee went to Dundee He caused all the rock groups to flee Yeah, I read it in the N.M.E. It was the gamma ray