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There's entertainment news on the hotel tv They run it for 24 hours Where stars discuss celebrity And celebrities talk about stars And who's having who on so and so's set The lifestyles of the rich and useless From Queen Julia down to King Kong They got everybody singing that song But everybody's got it wrong It makes me stutter, makes me stammer So let's fly it high The Star-Struck Banner Here's how it works and here's a spanner Stick It In! I know that woman and she can't act And I know who bought her breasts Once she wanted to get to grips with me Now she can't get me off her chest I saw the photos of their wedding day Now she's another gay divorcee Well, they can blame it on the media but I'm not buying All their crocodile tears or their wolf crying If you get it and you don't want it Then you're not trying