NEXT TO MY EX

My friends say I dodged a bullet, but secretly I wish the bullet hit You say we're better as friends, but we're, yeah we're really fucking pushing it Cause we still got chemistry, but chemistry can lead to explosions You're doing shots on the clock, the bottle is your only devotion Cause I walked into your bar wearing red lingerie I caught you checking me out, didn't know what to say You made my knees go weak when you said my name Then you took me home and bent me every which way I woke up next to my ex, naked in his bed, head on his chest I don't regret I got fucked up, That's the way it goes, I'm taking off my clothes I'm crazy and everybody knows Baby, have you heard the rumors? Tell me, have you heard the news I'm moving in with someone else, but I'm still not over you Yeah, tonight I'm gonna buy a shot just to throw it in your face And tomorrow I'm gonna get a tattoo of your name Cause I'm drunk as f*ck, so I'm letting you know That you're dumb as f*ck for letting me go I'm trying to move on, but I think you look kinda hot making my drink I woke up next to my ex, naked in his bed, head on his chest I don't regret I got fucked up That's the way it goes, I'm taking off my clothes I'm crazy and everybody knows I wanna key your car, watch you fall apart, I'm gonna make a scene at your hometown bar I wanna ruin your life, so bad you won't survive I'm gonna cut up your heart with the sharpest knife I wanna key your car, watch you fall apart, I'm gonna make a scene at your hometown bar I wanna ruin your life, so bad you won't survive I'm gonna cut up your heart with the sharpest knife I woke up next to my ex, naked in his bed, head on his chest I don't regret I got fucked up That's the way it goes, I'm taking off my clothes I'm crazy and everybody knows We both know I'll do it again Wake up next to my ex boyfriend