Happy Birthday Mom

This a track for my mom Cuz she da bomb You know I'd give you love, but I'm too far So... I guess I gotta do it with a song Okay, so first off, she's great I'm tryna find the best way I can say all of the traits that she portrays Not a single fiber in her makes hate She cooks a gnarly plate And she'll walk in when you're tryna masturbate I was 8, circa birthday, was really into Yu-Gi-Oh so mommy put my homie on a cake Funfetti every time, with no mistake That lady need a break Tryna pop and cop a house that's on a lake Not for me, for mommy, obviously And it's a package deal so pops is in because he shot me out his wee - We need to all agree that that's just how it's gonna be Red convertible? Go pick your favorite 3 - UH Infinite kisses on the cheek "You Are My Sunshine" every night, that's right before I went to sleep Think your mother loves you more? Oh, please Mi madre es elite and my belief is that she's Keeper of the Peace Pretty sweet, now that pertains to her and all her teeth Stay away 100ft, like she's a bus if she ain't had her ice cream You'll think she's really mean but don't you call my mom a B, or your final sight's a Glock-19 JEEZ! This a track for my mom Cuz she da bomb You know I'd give you love, but I'm too far So... I guess I gotta do it with a song She put up with my shit and never quit She's still putting up with it, check definition of "commit" Think I made her sick the day I chose to split Tryna make it up by makin' her a hit Tearin' up - you must admit Thanks for lettin' me live rent-free up in your tummy Think the jackhammer position is the reason why I'm funny "Dummy", among the list of things that you still call me But it's very much deserved and plus it always ends with "honey" ...I think I've got the best mom in the world And once I'm platinum; endless Moose Track swirls I can't even explain it man, it's so absurd Everything involving numbers must be splittable by thirds You know I love you mom, and we've had our days But that's the way of life and that's why it's okay Deserving of this world is what this should convey If I wasn't before then now I'm definitely the fav! This a track for my mom Cuz she da bomb You know I'd give you love, but I'm too far So... I guess I gotta do it with a song