MY Birthday

It's my mothafuckin' birthday, entiendes? Don't know me? Go 'way, this is my day, we do what I say, my way or highway So grab the Bombay, 'n' Lemonade, I'm feelin' saucy Let's get some bitches and let's have a party Okay, for this one I'mma take my time Because we're talkin' 'bout a topic that is clearly mine It is the day I'll never hate, I'm sayin' it's divine And when I'm presi, don't forget it, or you're doin' time That's right it's felon crime, like hacking cards online And this war on drugs is stupid, so let's do a line In fact I'll legalize it all, I guess I'll grab a pipe I'm way too nice, I know, I'm blushin', and I'm high so I am loving life Fire coochie must be wet and tight inside, my brain is racing I don't know who I'll hump tonight, I can't decide Maybe a virgy cuz they're ripe, I've got 2 on my mind Wait! Why not both? It's my birthday, so I'm always right They never fight it cuz they like it and it helps unwind And when they ride it, they be grindin' like I'm label signed I can't describe it, I'm excited for my future life But for the moment, I'm inside her, comin' from behind It's my mothafuckin' birthday, entiendes? Don't know me? Go 'way, this is my day, we do what I say, my way or highway So grab the Bombay, 'n' Lemonade, I'm feelin' saucy Let's get some bitches and let's have a party We finished up, I busted nuts in both their guts Contraceptives in their cups like, I already got a pup Freshly stuffed, they wanted more, at first I thought it was a bluff But then we grabbed my cam and shot ourselves a snuff, I killed that muff Light-headed, all this blood inside my dick It should be spreading, but Cialis is preventing Now I'm starting the regretting process because these hoes be actin' so obnoxious They wanna cuddle, I'm like f*ck no, both you ladies stop this We're not in love, are you all there inside your conscience? You be talkin' nonsense, there's so many options 7 billion people, but you seem to only want this If I'm bein' honest, it's the least surprising ... that's how she sound, and when my tongue be comin' out 2,000 decibels through town I can swim but had an instance where I surely should've drowned but dick too buoyant Had her throatin' all around, I paint her face like she a clown It's my mothafuckin' birthday, entiendes? Don't know me? Go 'way, this is my day, we do what I say, my way or highway So grab the Bombay, 'n' Lemonade, I'm feelin' saucy Let's get some bitches and let's have a party