Weekends are for Disc Golf

I gotta lotta friends asking me If I have any plans at the end of the week I tread with caution and ask what's up They say can of help me move some stuff I play it cool and I say I can't I got a funeral to go to for my brothers plant But really you know imma hit the course I only disc golf on my weekends and nothing more I don't wanna go to your kids birthday I don't want to grocery shop today None of those things and remotely fun On my weekends there is only one I just wanna disc golf yeah Just wanna disc golf yeah yeah Mm I just wanna disc golf yeah I just wanna disc golf yeah yeah My wife says we got her sisters wedding That a weekend that I'm really dreading But thankfully I think quick on my feet And I fake a heart attack EMTs getting me The ambulance picks me up like it's urgent But I don't need a doctors no surgeons Tell the driver drop me off at the course If my wife knew Its fake she would wanna divorce I don't wanna go to your kids birthday I don't want to grocery shop today None of those things and remotely fun On my weekends there is only one I just wanna disc golf yeah Just wanna disc golf yeah yeah Mm I just wanna disc golf yeah I just wanna disc golf yeah yeah