DRUNKEN SAILOR

Yeah Yeah Oh no don't drink no more Oh no don't drink no more Oh no don't drink no more You know we gonna drink some more Straight to the early morn' I grabbed the phone 'cause I had to bone She asked, "Are we having safe sex?" Yes Grab a life vest, we 'a rock this boat 2AM man, nothing gonna change him 'Nother Wednesday with the liver failure Now you gotta text your girls to save ya Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor K House be your favorite flavor Early in the mornin' I really wanna be a superhero So I have around 3 or 4, or 10 tequilas Someone please dare me to fly and touch the ceiling They only scream at me stop for some reason If you fucks'll see the breath in good times then y'all seep it Ain't the right suck, if you catch my meaning I mean sucking the bottle dry, Jesus Now I think I'll hit the mermaid up for beeg's Ever be the life and the death of the party Way before it gets started Do the pre-drink part on a Monday for Christmas And kick it off around March break I'm passing out, "Oh my God, check his heartbeat" F*ck that, would you pass the Bacardi How the girls coming home with K now Rock an eyepatch, say it's Armani 3 AM but he calls you later Just to say, "Damn babe, why are you waiting Get that Brazilian I'll even fucking pay ya" Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with the Drunken Sailor K House be your favorite flavor Early in the mornin' Usually my night's like this When your bitch is dick deep I'm 6 fingers in whiskey drinks 6 spliffs, 6 of anything else At this point, the only thrill's to meet the devil himself You think I need some help Get the gin from my shelf, Get the mix from the fridge, Then you can get the f*ck out My therapist talking 'bout "I gotta be more honest" Man, I'm excited for the comments The liars be inspired My friends are in the DMs My family always love even when I'm expired Some rando's talking plans Some basic ass braindead brand's saying "fire" Who needs opinion if you can just get higher Say you had a listen, you just really skim it And then you got the fucking nerve to tell me 'bout your business And exploit my independence while I'm making you riches Don't you know who this is So now I'm wishing I'm sipping with sans limits This early in the morning are you following this Or are you following what's trending To fill the fucking hollow in your head Now you probably all just want me dead But I'm already spread on the hospital bed The doc said, "The only spirit he had left's in the glass" Fucking kiss my ass It's funny how it starts in the DMs Now it's 4AM calls from the neighbors We don't care if the whole world hating She fucking with a Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with a Drunken Sailor Now you're dealing with a Drunken Sailor Early in the mornin' K House be your favorite flavor Yeah Favorite flavour