Mental Masturbation in the GOP Nation

Lyrics: 1. Lookout folks there’s a big new game For damned Republicans who know no shame All the world’s troubles are caused by Libs Says Fox News who lives on fibs. Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, The GOP will show you how 2. Ignoring what’s real is the GOP deal For them lyin’ folks who love to squeal. Can’t win an election fair and square. Ya got Donkey breath up in your hair. Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Lyin’ Fat Don will show you how 3. Shootin’ the gap between rhyme and reason The Trumper’s game for every season Stamp out truth and ignore the science On our democracy show no reliance Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it Steve Bannon will show you how. 4. Lies are truth and facts are lies To one political party who’s cut their ties To decency, fidelity and American democracy Entirely replaced with Republican hypocrisy Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Laura Ingraham will show you how 5. All across this great big nation At every sad sack Republican station Trumpers burn with the intellectual rave Mental masturbation in the home of the brave Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Jesse Watters will show you how 6. Ideals too lofty for those who squeal Day and night about “stop the steal.” Death throes of the American nation, It’s all GOP mental masturbation. Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Big Sean Hannity will show you how 7. Lyin’ for a living and feeling no shame Blamin’ the Libs is the name of the game Shower The Donald with unending praise On damned Fox News it’ll get you a raise. Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Tucker Carlson will show you how 8. Governors Reeves, Desantis and old Greg Abbott They’ve all adopted Trump’s nasty habit Of Lying out their butt and both sides of their face Saying any damned thing to win a political race Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Lyin’ Kristi Noem will show you how 9. Evangelicals have their new King Cyrus A man with a gift for spreadin’ virus Does not matter how many he kills They’ve all written their spiritual wills Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Pastor Bob Enyart will show you how. – Uh, ‘cept he’s dead… he really shoulda gotten vaccinated! 10. With mental masturbation you can sense the smell of self-righteous people burning in hell. When it comes right down to screwing our nation There’s nothing quite like mental masturbation. Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now And if you don’t know how to do it, Franklin Graham will show you how 11. Stroke it hard, repress your conscience, Fill up your head with total nonsense At the end of the day, it’s the marketing equation, Own the Libs with mental masturbation. Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Rupert Murdoch will show you how. 12. Now this sorry situation in the American nation So utterly sad, with a horrid explanation Caused by those who cynically spread Disinformation that will leave you dead Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it Mark Zuckerberg will show you how. 13. If you believe it enough but the facts don’t fit Never give up and never quit Hating your neighbor and spreading disinformation Saving the purity of a white Christian nation Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Lyin’ Mike Flynn will show you how. 14. As for the virus don’t give it a thought To wear a mask or get a shot It’s all a hoax by nasty Libs Won’t really kill your wife or kids Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t how to do it Lyin’ Rand Paul will show you how 15. Losers and Cheats they endlessly squeal Hell with the truth there must be a steal. Spare them the truth, they much prefer lies Don’t need no liberal truth surprise Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Lyin’ Josh Hawley will show you how 16. Don’t need to hear about things that are true If it comes from libs and their color blue. Truth is a construct all in the head of Lyin’ Fat Don and his team in red. Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it, Kevin McCarthy will show you how 17. At the end of the day, it’s about liberation From the founding fathers of the American nation From slave to equal it’s a long hard way Gotta be sure it’s the Blacks who pay Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it Lyin’ Ted Cruz will show you how. 18. And thanks John Roberts for letting us know The South’s not racist any mo. Trouble is, my Supreme Court friend The South’s gotta racist round every bend. Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it Governor Brian Kemp will show you how. 19. Disease, fires, storms give resolution No more need for the old Constitution A filibuster away from democracy’s demise Power for Whites is the important prize Masturbate Mental masturbate Mental masturbate right now If you don’t know how to do it Lyin’ Mitch McConnell will show you how. 20. So, money, power and owning the libs Puts American democracy up for dibs. It’s all too real and no accident It’s the pathetic mission… of a Fake… Pres-i-dent!