flat footed Fred

Well, let me tell you 'bout a fairy named retard Fred, With wings that just don't work, they're heavy as lead. He flaps and he flutters, but he never gets high, While the fast ones fly freely through the flawless sky. He's got a clinical condition, or so they say But it's funny watchin' him try every day It's gross and it's (censoring beep) Also his skin is brown We will never be good fairys If he keeps fucking around He hops and he hobbles, He flaps with all his might But gravity's a bitch Keeps him earthbound tight Oh, flat-footed Fred, fucking stuck on the ground That fucking loser, he walk around and around We're loopin' and swoopin', but Fred can't fly He's the saddest little (censoring beep), can't reach the sky We tell him, "Hey Fred, maybe try a kite Or hop on a bird, it's a free-fall flight!" But he pouts and he mopes, with a tear in his eye While we're up in the clouds, kissing the sky Oh, flat-footed Fred, fucking stuck on the ground That fucking loser, he walk around and around We're loopin' and swoopin', but Fred can't fly He's the saddest little (censoring beep), can't reach the sky Hey Fred for f*ck sake Try a fucking rope in a tree and (censoring beep) Yourself with (censoring beep) In a big shit monstrous (censoring beep) In a (censoring beep) Throughout the open canal of your mother