Little Grasshopper

I'll call you tomorrow we'll do an experiment it was either December or January or February or March or April I rarely can't remember a lot happened that night bud a lot I can't remember So go away little grasshopper I said I'd call you I didn't call you but you can stay little grasshopper if you're up to paint my whiskers I got a super secret pillow case so hey can you make a literal space for me I've got a favorite place it's pretty far I would take you there bud I don't even got a car and you only work four days a week little grasshopper tomorrow just go tired don't work totally stoked we just chilled all night long deeper baby deeper this could never work And I'd fill every page in your black book little grasshopper if you let me in if we just go to the movies on a mundane we could have sex in the theater I'll sneak in a blanket you sit on my lap and we'll give the theater guy something to dream about at night So uh I'll call you tomorrow and if I don't call you tomorrow the day after that and that's in the past so please for the love of God make the headaches go away you said you'd call me you never called me well little grasshopper you actually said don't call me what's up with that you're so confusing you're so confusing if you just wanna f*ck then we should just watch your favorite movie