Billy Graham

Went to the kitchen for another beer But the opener ain’t there no more Opened the fridge and had an idea Took a glass and went back to TV Opened the bottle with my pocket lighter Then I turned up the sound The Anchorman said Billy Graham died Billy said Mary was maiden and mother And the opener ain’t there no more I wouldn’t call her to beg for another The lighter is good enough for me It surely has not escaped Mary’s notice Billy died at 99 Then, suddenly she began to speak Boy, it has not escaped my notice That the opener ain’t there no more (I know) Then she said you could be your own creator Then we talked until two