50 Deadpool Variants in 1 Song

I am KAIBA 9000 Here comes the Deadpool storm Can you handle the flood? These variants are rollin' through Like they're spillin' blood There's Headpool, the undead Just a head with a grin Flyin' high, bit Cap Now let the madness begin You know Deadpool the Kid The wildest cowboy in town? There's also Deadpool the Duck Always quackin' around Grootpool's branchin' out Crushin' foes with his size And Welshpool's on the field No defense can neutralize Golden Age Deadpool Comes from World War II Knightpool swings his sword Bringin' honor to the crew Birdpool blasts off Rocket fueled and ready too And then there's Pandapool Chewin' foes like bamboo With baby bottles locked and loaded Babypool's ready to strike Mouths all over Cesspool's got too many ways to bite Deadpool Dinosaur arrives From the Jurassic prime And Lady Deadpool says hi... Bye! Uzi time! Pulp Deadpool's got style Lurkin' in the dark of night Roninpool is Watari Don't mess with the samurai Major Deadpool of S.H.I.E.L.D. Fights 'till his last breath Beware of Squirrelpool's bite And fear her Acorns of Death Evil Deadpool, made from Deadpool's scraps Has two right arms to fight And Galactipool eats solar systems Like a snack for life Dreadpool slaughtered the entire Marvel Universe That's right But Peterpool's the GOAT No one stand in his light Here comes the Deadpool storm Can you handle the flood? These variants are rollin' through Like they're spillin' blood Venompool's a monster Crackin' jokes that cut deep He'll make you laugh Then haunt your sleep There's Chibipool and Hello Kittypool And there's D.E.A.D.P.O.O.L. My breath will face a tough probation Cause that stands for Destructive Engine of Assassination Despite Panpygoptosis Obsessed with Opponent Liquidation Spiralpool's got eight limbs But she ain't no Spiderpool Eight limbs not crazy enough? Enter Octosquatchpool Wolverinepool was a dream, But he didn't make the screen Canadapool showed up But good luck catchin' that scene A deadly fusion? Death Mask! Deadpool in Doom's metal skin Kidpool's got the moves Though he barely clears your shin Beard of Beespool's buzzin' hard With stingin' style Ultimate Deadpool's got the suit But you don't wanna see that smile Deadpool 2099 Wade's daughter from the future Apocalypse's Dead Man Wade A nightmare for every creature Berets rained, took Wade's voice And that day Mimepool was born Zenpool's calm as the dawn But cross him, and you'll mourn Name unknown There's Leather-Clad Deadpool Who kills Deadpools at night King Deadpool rules monsters The comedic monarchy shines bright Captain Uni-Pool's got power Enough to flip worlds side to side And then there's Nicepool... I gotta pick up the pace, alright? Dudepool, Droolpool, Chefpool and Thinpool All born from DNA in Deadpool's urine pool Roundpool, Butpool, Bathpool and Texpool Designed by Hot-Pant Zeus To watch a great combat of Deadpools So that's the Deadpool storm Could you handle the flood? These variants are wild But we saved the final bud The last one is Dogpool Stealing every scene The real star of the show The reigning multiverse queen