Sam the BwE Slayer

Strummin' on the strings of code, Sam's fingers flyin' fast, The Bandwidth Enforcer loomed, its shadow vast. With a heart of silicon and steel, eyes on the screen, He's a digital cowboy, a software machine. Oh, Sam, ride through the firewalls, ride through the storm, Conquer the Bandwidth Enforcer, break the norm. With your bluegrass soul. Rewrite the rules, take control. In the valley of the servers, where the data rivers flow, Sam's battling the beast, with his techy banjo. He plucks out a rhythm, a binary beat, Against the Enforcer's throttling, he won't accept defeat. Heavy metal thunder, bluegrass twang in the air, Sam's coding up a storm, without a single care. The Enforcer's chains can't hold, Sam's breaking free, With a rebel yell, he claims his victory. Oh, Sam, ride through the firewalls, ride through the storm, Conquer the Bandwidth Enforcer, break the norm. With your metal heart and your bluegrass soul, Rewrite the rules, take control. Now the Enforcer's just a story, in the hall of fame, Sam's the legend, who won the game. With a pick in his hand, and a code that roars, He's the hero we needed, in this world of ones and zeroes.