Kill Me

Kill me if I said it wrong Kill me if i said something Kill me but you didn't know You could never kill a real one Kill me if I said it wrong Kill me if I said something Kill me but you didn't know You could never kill a real one I walk with a swagger I talk like Mick Jagger Making aunties jaws drop with each word that I blabber Have her grabbing, clawin' At the bottom of my dhoti Her name was Jyoti And yo she want to get to know me! She leaned in closely, and said "you could be, the ghee up on my roti" Fell for her like a spelunker She became my mantra But the way she actin' out in these streets man, it made me wonder... Now I'm assed out, passed out Empty bottles clinking Sinking deep into the doodoo, Kaly like "boy what you thinking?!" You on billboards, you a starter, time to get up off the bench And you got pockets deeper than the Mariana Trench! Let's hit the club, purple velvet and the paisley print Quit complaining baby boy, brush your teeth and eat a mint Man it's gooood, to have good good friends I'll keep it moving and I won't wait for her to make amends bye bye! Kill me if I said it wrong Kill me if i said something Kill me but you didn't know You could never kill a real one Kill me if I said it wrong Kill me if i said something Kill me but you didn't know You could never kill a real one Okay so what if I didn't like you? To be honest I didn't even know that I liked you I thought I'd write you a note And we'd fly to, some far away land Where you'd always hold my hand, and I'd always give you rides to Wherever you wanted to go And I could always call you Eat sundaes with tall spoons Play Brian McKnight high volume, huh So much Bollywood in my costume, I'm at a loss dude Ay, you never saw that letter that I sent? Stuffed in your desk, during lunch I was stressed Every Leslie Lewis line I penned, waited on baited breath Sixth grade I ate along of course, so I could check (yikes) Tenth grade I called your house and your pops picked up (hello?) I said I'd call back, I never did Graduation night at Patel residence Me and you on the couch, movie playing and I still couldn't say it I never saw you again Movie was good though! Kill me if I said it wrong Kill me if i said something Kill me but you didn't know You could never kill a real one Kill me if I said it wrong Kill me if i said something Kill me but you didn't know You could never kill a real one Kill me if I said it wrong Kill me if i said something Kill me but you didn't know You could never kill a real one