One Less

VERSE 1 Should I feel devastated that you want to leave Should I feel negated was I supposed to grieve Should I fall apart at the sight of your things Packed away in designer bags Divi up the things we had Record of the fact there was a we….well let me see…. CHORUS Well it’s one less dress I have to wear One less frown to look upon One less dinner that I have to sit through, and nod politely One more night without a headache One more night of better sleep One less person that I have to please…so it’s fine with me VERSE 2 Now your closet’s empty what am I supposed to do With all this new found freedom cuz I’m not obligated to you I can take you off my to do list Make myself a better plan Find myself a better man Can’t remember why I stayed with you…well it’s true CHORUS Well it’s one less dress I have to wear One less frown to look upon One less dinner that I have to sit through, and nod politely One more night without a headache One more night of better sleep One less person that I have to please…so it’s fine with me BRIDGE If you’re going leave your keys upon the table If you’re going leave my umbrella in the hall If you’re going don’t forget to forward all your mail Don’t let that door hit you in the tail Cuz I couldn’t stand the sound But don’t worry CHORUS Cuz it’s one less dress I have to wear One less frown to look upon One less dinner that I have to sit through, and nod politely One more night without a headache One more night of better sleep One less person that I have to please CHORUS (VARIATION) Yeah it’s one less drink that I have to pour One less night I have to hear you snore One less tear that will fall from my eyes Are you surprised One less smile that I have to fake One less night I have to lie awake Wondering where you are Wondering what you’re doing Or who you’re doing So it’s fine with me